Faeiry Food

(Dame Darcy) Cookbook $12.75 (Out-of-stock)

Vegetarian, vegan and raw food recipes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, and drinks. Illustrated, of course, by everyone’s favorite gothic Lolita. All pages are photocopied on the full rainbow of colored paper; front and back cover is adorned with a solid layer of glitter; hand-bound with ribbons, binder style. Signed by the author. Eighty pages.



(Merrell) Hardcover book $20.00 (Out-of-stock)

In a post-apocalyptic world, the search for precious gasoline pits a family of orphaned witches against conniving nihilists who lurk in the decaying urban sprawl. The family must learn to forsake a life of materialism and adopt new alternative means of living in order to survive. A fantastical and eco-conscious gothic tale of danger, heartbreak and the perseverance of magic and love. Copiously illustrated. Signed by the author. 192 pages.


Handbook For Hot Witches

(Henry Holt And Company) Hardcover book $13.50 (Out-of-stock)

(Henry Holt And Company) Hardcover book, bejeweled $20.00 (Out-of-stock)

This illustrated guide to magic, love, and creativity by everyone’s favorite supernatural mermaid is a graphic novel with a dash of crafts, a sprinkle of feminist fairy tales, and a whole cauldron of spells. Plus: how to play banjo, read palms, belly-dance, read Tarot cards, and read crystal balls. Signed by the author. 200 pages.
Bejeweled edition includes seashells, doilies, mirrors, jewels, charms, flower, keys, baubles, toys, hand-affixed to the cover.


Meat Cake #17

(Fantagraphics) Comic book $6.75 (Out-of-stock)

In which God is revealed to the Faeiry Sisters, who of course get into a fight over it. Zombies are rescued from a greedy prince who makes clothing from the silk of spiders on his secluded island in the tropics. Wax Wolf and Perfidia get nice and soused. Trixxie Roxx stars in “The Horrors of Fame” in what everyone’s favorite Victorian hick describes as “a punk-rock version of those cheesy 1940s romance novels where the girls are going through hyperdrama all the time.” Plus knitting instructions!


Meat Cake #2

(Dame Darcy) Comic book $20.00

Pre-Fantagraphics era (June 1991). “Hello Tetantus,” “Bouncing Bundles of Joy,” “Spiders in Secret Code,” “Rocked,” “My Elecrric Blanket,” “Passionaite,” Kittens,” “The Irony of Life,” If Wishes Were Fishes,” “Richard Dirt and Fair-Faced Ulna Go On A Fancy Type Date,” “Bat and Butterfly Team,” “Fun at a Pre-School,” and more. Color photocopy cover with hand-glued glitter accents. 32pp


Mermaid Tarot Deck

(Dame Darcy) Deck Of Cards $30.00 (Out-of-stock)

Seventy-eight cards based on the classic Rider deck, illustrated with a mermaid / nautical theme. In a drawstring bag to protect and purify the energy of the cards between use.


Paper Doll Dreams

(Dame Darcy) Coloring book $12.75 (Out-of-stock)

An interactive cut-out coloring book with all of your favorite Dame Darcy characters — Richard Dirt, Wax Wolf, Friend the Girl, Strega Pez, Hindrance & Perfidia, Effluvia, and Granny. Cut them out, dress and undress them for hours of paper doll fun. All pages are photocopied on the full rainbow of colored paper; front cover is hand-painted and signed by the author; hand-bound with ribbons, binder style. Fourteen pages.


Sticker Set

(Dame Darcy) Stickers $9.00 (Out-of-stock)

Set of twelve stickers depicting various panels sourced from all the books and comics by everyone’s favorite giggling witch.


Witch Calendar 2016

(Dame Darcy) Magazine $12.00 (Out-of-stock)

Twelve months of reminders sure to optimize your interactions with unseen forces. With Dame Darcy’s self-illustrated ready-to-hang calendar, you’ll know when to perform a wealth ritual, awake before dawn, begin a garden altar, make a pact with a friend, make dreams manifest, talk to the elderly, look up the Voynich Code, sprinkle Borax on a campfire, bury a silver coin, find small animal skeletons, or call the four directions to cast your circle. Individually bound with ribbon.